Monday, August 13, 2012

FUNNY CHURCH SIGNS

THERE ARE SOME QUESTIONS THAT CAN'T BE ANSWERED BY GOOGLE.

STAYING IN BED SHOUTING OH GOD ! DOES NOT CONSTITUTE GOING TO CHURCH.

READ THE BIBLE-IT WILL SCARE THE HELL OUT OF YOU.

WALMART IS NOT THE ONLY SAVING PLACE.

FREE COFFEE EVERLASTING LIFE, YES MEMBERSHIP HAS ITS PRIVILEGES.

ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

PRAYER-WIRELESS ACCESS TO GOD WITH NO ROAMING FEE.

FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES-IT MESSES WITH THEIR HEADS.

IF YOU THINK ITS HOT HERE, IMAGINE HELL.

SALVATION GUARANTEED-OR YOUR SINS CHEERFULLY REFUNDED.

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